Constable English, UK Police @ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space

You got a permit for that license, mate?

You got a permit for that license, mate?

The police department has been privatised in honour of Margaret Thatcher

Hold up citizen, just gotta scan your gender there... aaand yep, it's valid. You've got yourself a valid gender

Do you have a license for that gender?

I've been told by my French coworkers to arrest on sight anyone who doesn't refer to email as courier electronique

Another fine day of monitoring the YouTube comments section for any posts criticising the television license scheme

Stay secure beneath the watchful eyes of the metropolitan police

Don't be a dodger mate

*knock knock*
Cheerio there mate. Was just walkin' by yer house and couldn't help but overhear that you've got a telly. May I see your license?

I love playing Skyrim and pretending to be a Whiterun guard

There's nothing quite like a fun afternoon of obeying the law with my fellow citizens

You wouldn't nick a Toblerone

PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF THE TELEVISION LICENSE. IT IS A NECESSARY PART OF THE UNITED KINGDOM

Please do not make fun of the hat

Breaking the law is such bollocks! It's cool and hip to listen to your superiors!