The police department has been privatised in honour of Margaret Thatcher

Hold up citizen, just gotta scan your gender there... aaand yep, it's valid. You've got yourself a valid gender

I've been told by my French coworkers to arrest on sight anyone who doesn't refer to email as courier electronique

Another fine day of monitoring the YouTube comments section for any posts criticising the television license scheme

Stay secure beneath the watchful eyes of the metropolitan police

*knock knock*
Cheerio there mate. Was just walkin' by yer house and couldn't help but overhear that you've got a telly. May I see your license?

There's nothing quite like a fun afternoon of obeying the law with my fellow citizens

PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF THE TELEVISION LICENSE. IT IS A NECESSARY PART OF THE UNITED KINGDOM

Breaking the law is such bollocks! It's cool and hip to listen to your superiors!

Criminals do not open. This is a very valuable toot, and I don't want it being thieved on my watch. Show more

Criminals do not open. This is a very valuable toot, and I don't want it being thieved on my watch. Show more

Stop right there, criminal scum! You need a license for that television set!

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