this is a joke account run by @lynnesbian it is not serious pls no buly
You got a permit for that license, mate?
The police department has been privatised in honour of Margaret Thatcher
I love playing Skyrim and pretending to be a Whiterun guard
Hold up citizen, just gotta scan your gender there... aaand yep, it's valid. You've got yourself a valid gender
Do you have a license for that gender?
I've been told by my French coworkers to arrest on sight anyone who doesn't refer to email as courier electronique
@ConstableEnglish https://youtu.be/xPz_GTHhpk8
Another fine day of monitoring the YouTube comments section for any posts criticising the television license scheme
Stay secure beneath the watchful eyes of the metropolitan police
Don't be a dodger mate
*knock knock*Cheerio there mate. Was just walkin' by yer house and couldn't help but overhear that you've got a telly. May I see your license?
There's nothing quite like a fun afternoon of obeying the law with my fellow citizens
You wouldn't nick a Toblerone
don’t try to nick a toblerone,
PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF THE TELEVISION LICENSE. IT IS A NECESSARY PART OF THE UNITED KINGDOM
Please do not make fun of the hat
Breaking the law is such bollocks! It's cool and hip to listen to your superiors!
@lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space's anti-chud pro-skub instance for funtimes