this is a joke account run by @lynnesbian it is not serious pls no buly
I love playing Skyrim and pretending to be a Whiterun guard
The police department has been privatised in honour of Margaret Thatcher
Hold up citizen, just gotta scan your gender there... aaand yep, it's valid. You've got yourself a valid gender
Do you have a license for that gender?
I've been told by my French coworkers to arrest on sight anyone who doesn't refer to email as courier electronique
Another fine day of monitoring the YouTube comments section for any posts criticising the television license scheme
Stay secure beneath the watchful eyes of the metropolitan police
Don't be a dodger mate
*knock knock*Cheerio there mate. Was just walkin' by yer house and couldn't help but overhear that you've got a telly. May I see your license?
There's nothing quite like a fun afternoon of obeying the law with my fellow citizens
You wouldn't nick a Toblerone
don’t try to nick a toblerone,
PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF THE TELEVISION LICENSE. IT IS A NECESSARY PART OF THE UNITED KINGDOM
Please do not make fun of the hat
Breaking the law is such bollocks! It's cool and hip to listen to your superiors!
Criminals do not open. This is a very valuable toot, and I don't want it being thieved on my watch. Show more
@ConstableEnglish good work, constable. keep it up
Freeze! This is a sting operation! You're under arrest!
Stop right there, criminal scum! You need a license for that television set!
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