OCR Output (chars: 932) 

@CaptMorgan
(Couldn't find a language with the name 'brian', falling back to eng.)

Liked by isabellat91_ and others

brianmayforreal Yes - I was ambushed and
completely stitched up by a journalist at the recent
ITV event. And it’s led to a whole mess of press
stories making it look like I'm unfriendly to trans
people. Nothing could be further from the truth. My
words were subtly twisted. I should have known
better than to talk to those predatory Press hacks.
Sincere apologies to anyone who has been hurt by
the stories. My heart is open as always to humans of
all colours, all creeds, all sexes and sexualities, all
shapes and sizes - and all creatures. We all deserve
respect and an equal place in this world. And my
grateful thanks to all of you who stepped up to
defend me in the last couple of days. It means so
much that you have faith in me. With love - Bri

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adamlambert YW WY Q

OCR Output (chars: 857) 

@noelle
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brianmayforreal Yes - I was ambushed and
completely stitched up by a journalist at the recent
ITV event. And it’s led to a whole mess of press
stories making it look like I'm unfriendly to trans
people. Nothing could be further from the truth. My
words were subtly twisted. I should have known
better than to talk to those predatory Press hacks.
Sincere apologies to anyone who has been hurt by
the stories. My heart is open as always to humans of
all colours, all creeds, all sexes and sexualities, all
shapes and sizes - and all creatures. We all deserve
respect and an equal place in this world. And my
grateful thanks to all of you who stepped up to
defend me in the last couple of days. It means so
much that you have faith in me. With love - Bri

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adamlambert YW WY Q

OCR Output (chars: 369) 

@schappi
ae unplucked

when you go back to daydreaming after
having been interrupted and your brain does a
previously on of your fantasy

Tae allovera

When you go back to daydreaming after being
startled into the real world and your brain has
to search through the ‘recently closed’ tabs to
remember what you were daydreaming about

PS unplucked

ok mood

OCR Output (chars: 378) 

@otso
I do not particularly like the word “work.”
Human beings are the only animals who
_ have to work, and I think this is the most
ridiculous thing in the world. Other animals
make their livings by living, but people
work like crazy, thinking that they have to in
order to stay alive. The bigger the job, the

areater the challenge the a ae eNOS Ie Sy, I

OCR Output (chars: 378) 

@antanicus
I do not particularly like the word “work.”
Human beings are the only animals who
_ have to work, and I think this is the most
ridiculous thing in the world. Other animals
make their livings by living, but people
work like crazy, thinking that they have to in
order to stay alive. The bigger the job, the

areater the challenge the a ae eNOS Ie Sy, I

OCR Output (chars: 869) 

@schappi
ob arahir
use comic sans to write

i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.

last night @​phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs
improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. “no” isaid and “die” but
then i tried it and god. i wish it wasn’t this way. i wish it wasn’t true. i wish i could
protect you all from this butit’s real.

something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look
past the shape of the words and into their soul. i've never written so much asi did last
night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.

if you have writer’s block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. don’t be afraid to use
it sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most.
trust me. let comic sans into your lif.

OCR Output (chars: 264) 

@Koishi
candlelion

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it'll
be 900% better

&, arpeggiosmelody

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

@​ gumiappendsweet

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go
wrong with this

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@schappi
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OCR Output (chars: 635) 

@schappi
(Couldn't find a language with the name 'i', falling back to eng.)

felixjimmyadamleon 5
= fpwoper tumbir (GIG

yi amazingakita

people who dont even care about language: how can you just
CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language
!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

must never change!!

people who study language: ANARCHY! ! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE
IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the!
rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!

grammar !

B felixjimmyadamleon

Some goon : This word is made up.

Me, an intellectual : As all words are.

Source:pallassathena

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3

OCR Output (chars: 567) 

@schappi
felixjimmyadamleon 5
= fpwoper tumbir (GIG

yi amazingakita

people who dont even care about language: how can you just
CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language
!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

must never change!!

people who study language: ANARCHY! ! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE
IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the!
rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!

grammar !

B felixjimmyadamleon

Some goon : This word is made up.

Me, an intellectual : As all words are.

Source:pallassathena

138,989 notes oe

tt
3

OCR Output (chars: 863) 

@devinprater
ys Me siete tae]

SOM MT lag Mee ase ae pe) me) 141g
ae est OL eh have our own languages
hidden in our carry-on luggage, in our cosmetics Tete
NAM Sema mrs mea aR eS
in foreign countries, to foreign people. It’s hard to
imagine, but English is their real language! Oftentimes
their only language. They don’t have anything to fall
back on or to turn to in moments of doubt... . They
may be understood by anyone at any moment,
Tapa AtL lm CAM) 14g AEA ECL ee CA ete A
write things down in special codes. Wherever they
are, people have unlimited access to them — they are
eiaw at] s) Mem Aa MelMeCUMea ast ce Mere tae aaa
are plans in the works to get them some little
language of their own, one of those dead ones no one

else is using anyway, just so that for once they can
have something just for themselves.

Flights, Olga Tokarczuk

Error 

@devinprater
Couldn't read the specified image(s), sorry!
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OCR Output (chars: 1294) 

@devinprater
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‘et alo ending
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Sm aly at east once year

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Sours®more’ than ent &
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feet coming on ray
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fore you tink about the
more (evidence yu ace
fomlers are everywhere.
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of tan Wal, you sty te
Re"Done. bat the way
pyres te be fracturing and
‘splintering Into ou tig
cate

None nh comd os nore pao Wann pe blo, we
away from our fellow citizens, according to the latest American theory. ro

Are we lost
in a world
of our own?

Q vm =

Consereative MP for Buckingham

ciivalgicm een sally os bs

OCR Output (chars: 390) 

@favstarmafia
@​® Omicron aka B.1.1.529
2 @​realB11529

Ich will euch nicht länger im Unklaren lassen:
Ja, ich bin gleich im RheinEnergieSTADION!

2G und Maskenpflicht. Mal sehen ob sich das Ganze
lohnt. Seid ihr auch so aufgeregt wie ich? 50.000! Toll!

3:10 nachm. - 27. Nov. 2021 - Twitter for iPhone

124 Retweets 10 Zitierte Tweets 592 „Gefällt mir“-Angaben

© u v I

Error 

@Tanuki
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@anemeleld
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OCR Output (chars: 229) 

@favstarmafia
Radikale Klimaschitzer

‘+ Fridays for Terror

Von Alexander Neubacher

Muss ich beftirchten, dass meine Kinder zu
Terroristen werden, wenn sie demndachst
wieder bei »Fridays for Future« mitgehen?

OCR Output (chars: 665) 

@anemeleld
Your attention enriches our
shareholders

Our service is “free” because you are the product. We sell
your attention to the highest bidder. We deliberately drive
you towards outrage and anxiety to keep your eyes on our
customers’ advertisements, even if it means enabling violent
white supremacists and the collapse of democracy. We
track your behavior, habits, hopes, and fears, which we also
sell. Bound by the Friedman doctrine, our only goal is to
enrich our shareholders. You are a raw material, a tree
uprooted and slid into a wood chipper, a mountain quarried
into oblivion.

Roe ROR aged

Ask me again soon, I will break eventually

OCR Output (chars: 246) 

@mmu_man
Jake Wharton @​
@​JakeWharton

The opposite of "it's like riding a
bike" is "it's like programming in
bash".

A phrase which means that no
matter how many times you do

something, you will have to re-learn
it every single time.

OCR Output (chars: 792) 

@schappi
én ohmamadontyoucry

so the other night i was with friend cop, and i
went to give him a hug goodbye, and he turned
off his radio (???) and i asked what was up and
he said “last time we hugged your shoulder hit
my radio and called dispatch” and i thought he
meant like, the 911 dispatcher but NO i
accidentally radioed every single other officer
on shift and they all heard him say “i love you-
oh shit my radio's on”

aN ohmamadontyoucry

just gonna add on that there's a 0% chance the
other officers on shift didn't radio back “omg
love you too!!!" or try to figure out who he was
talking to and i fell down laughing at this and he
sat there with a look on his face that said for
the last two days he'd been dealing with a
constant "[10 code]" “what's up” “i love you”

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