Now that Mastodon is finished, I can finally work on my exciting new project: A botnet that does DDoS attacks on any non-Mastodon instances it finds.

Considering migrating mastodon.social to Pleroma.

:drake_dislike: Using standards
:drake_like: Forcing your custom API on everyone

Now that Mastodon is finished, I can finally work on my exciting new project: A botnet that does DDoS attacks on any non-Mastodon instances it finds.

@gargron wow you are genuis I will do anything for you, drink me

@gargron you fucker i thought you were actually eugen. the krabs part didnt even fucking register

Apparently they're sending people to neutralise me. I'd like to see them try.

Hey kid! I'm Eugen, creator of social media! How would you like your very own Eugen boost?

Come on in to mastodon.social, the unsinkable instance!

Mastodon: The Movie is well underway. I've secretly been using the donations given to me to fund my masterpiece. The script is pretty much finalised now, but the only issue is...

Who's going to play me? What actor can possibly capture my essence, my charm, my wit, my raw genius?

I run Windows 8.1!

This one's not even a parody, it's just true!!

Just spent the $70k from Samsung on a giant billboard that says "Hey! I have $70k! Well, I did before buying this billboard anyway!"

It's me, Eugen Krabs! The joke is that Eugen is one letter away from being Eugene! Arrr-ar-ar-ar-ar

Show more
Lynnestodon

@lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space's anti-chud pro-skub instance for funtimes