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it's time for my favourite game, Windows or Capitalism, where we try to guess whether a statement applies to windows or capitalism

- it's obnoxiously expensive for no reason
- corporate monopolies allow the big companies to stamp out alternatives and present themselves as the only option, driving up prices to ridiculous levels
- you are constantly pressured to spend money. in fact, if you don't have money, you can't participate at all
- advertisements are a fundamental element of the system
- most people who have souls despise it, but remain complacent because "what are the alternatives? this is the way things are"
- the mere mention of the names of alternatives disgusts many people
- the people in charge don't give a shit about you

trick question!! all of these statements apply to windows AND capitalism!!!!!

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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

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@evan
We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.'

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all about ebooks pots! post version v4.0 - READ THIS IF YOU WANT A BOT Show more

let me just get my 3DS out of my handbag...
oh! the cartridge came out!
haha, i guess the last three hours of progress are gone on that one!

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oh cool a new YMS video in my recommendations
>1:38:13

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idk why alt-right people reply to me, im just gonna block them :blobcatcoffee:

The Gilette Ad, racism mention Show more

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carykh's latest video is good and also will definitely not be broken by youtube in 5 years time

if you jerked off and Maximilien Robespierre came out of nowhere, they were both racist

*squeezes RMS into a little ball and throws him out the window*

interesting to me that matt would rather have an hour long conversation with my bot than fave and boost my toots

How come the australians on here are cooler than anyone else

let me just get my 3DS out of my handbag...
oh! the cartridge came out!
haha, i guess the last three hours of progress are gone on that one!

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:blobcatowoevil:
:blobcatknife:

1 boost and ill colour in the "her" on the label of my black panther underwear so it just says "black pant"

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