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when your optical implants detect that you're looking at pornography in which a woman ejaculates, which is illegal under UK law*, so your neural implant blurs out the content and deducts fifty points from your Citizen Ranking

*see independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-lo

@lynnesbian we all know that British politicians are more depraved sex pervert than anyone, so it's obvious they're projecting their own shame onto others

ukpol lewd 

ukpol very lewd 

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wow, that list is incredible

my favorite part is the bit at the end where it's like "these three things are life endangering" and i'm just like

i need lesbeans to quickly endanger my life, pls

@Scarly @lynnesbian so... strangulation? I mean, if you really want me to... :blobsleepless:

@lynnesbian "life endangering"???

cumming is now life endangering? fuck, i'm gonna go it more while i smoke three weeds at once.

@lynnesbian this would never happen in the USA because when something is life-endangering it becomes required by the constitution.

@lynnesbian
well its technically not illegal, they just need an orgasming loicence

@lynnesbian

government: HAHA GET FUCKED
government: wait no the opposite of that

@lynnesbian AGGRESSIVE WHIPPING SO LIKE NICE HAPPY WHIPPING IS FINE

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