when your optical implants detect that you're looking at pornography in which a woman ejaculates, which is illegal under UK law*, so your neural implant blurs out the content and deducts fifty points from your Citizen Ranking
@lynnesbian what the fuck. how is that a law
@lynnesbian wow I thought Americans were repressed.
@lynnesbian we all know that British politicians are more depraved sex pervert than anyone, so it's obvious they're projecting their own shame onto others
wow, that list is incredible
my favorite part is the bit at the end where it's like "these three things are life endangering" and i'm just like
i need lesbeans to quickly endanger my life, pls
@lynnesbian "life endangering"???
cumming is now life endangering? fuck, i'm gonna go it more while i smoke three weeds at once.
@lynnesbian this would never happen in the USA because when something is life-endangering it becomes required by the constitution.
well its technically not illegal, they just need an orgasming loicence
government: HAHA GET FUCKED
government: wait no the opposite of that
give me spankings or give me death
@lynnesbian AGGRESSIVE WHIPPING SO LIKE NICE HAPPY WHIPPING IS FINE
@lynnesbian am i allowed to nae nae without whipping?
@firstname.lastname@example.org's anti-chud pro-skub instance for funtimes