why did we start referring to technology as "sexy"? sexy is a word that means something has sex appeal. i mean, if you want to fuck a macbook, that's great, but keep it out of the review
yeah, this laptop runs well, and it's got a really solid build, but... is it sexy? i wouldn't buy it if it wasn't sexy
what the fuck??????
@lynnesbian I think people just adapted "sex" as like the highest tier of something looking good with or without sex appeal.
@lynnesbian I meant sexy.....
I hate typing
@lynnesbian plugging in an outlet is a form of inanimate sex.
@lynnesbian how am i supposed to review something without letting everyone know i wanna fuck it
@Bisexuhell the latest pokemon games are incredibly sexy
@lynnesbian they dont have lopunny in them, so i disagree
@Bisexuhell i knew this was coming and yet i didn't stop it
@lynnesbian i wanna make it clear that im not making fun of you, you have good taste in pokemon
@lynnesbian i tried to not sound sarcastic there but im not sure i did that very well. i was being serious im not making fun of you
@Bisexuhell it's ok ;p
@lynnesbian do my laptop got big anime tiddies? its imperative that i know
@lynnesbian *At best buy staring at the newest alienware* "OK, but can I fuck it?"
@moth alienwares got all them sharp aggressive edges so I'd be careful and bring some sandpaper
@lynnesbian *slaps a pair of bunny ears on a 2006 Thinkpad*
@lynnesbian Well Lynne? What DOES make a laptop sexy?
1. it's gotta be slender
2. the screen has to have curves.
3. i am a straight man and i will NOT stop reminding you of that
@lynnesbian tell me more about the bezel 😩
@moth i like a gi-- uh a laptop with no bezels. i want my laptops to be as thin as possible. i want to interface with my laptop. i want the laptop to get nice and warm so i can hold it close to my chest and fall asleep watching ASMR girlfriend simulation videos
@lynnesbian laptop gf uwu
@moth I like my laptops to have curves AND fashion sense sorry if this offends
@lynnesbian nice laptop butt
@lynnesbian I saw slimmest and misread it as slimiest and that's how I know I've been spending too mich time on here
@lynnesbian there's a joke among the automotive community where they refer to anyone fucking their cars as "dragoning" I wonder what it's called in the tech sector
@lynnesbian I think you're missing the "two people" part as well 👀
@lynnesbian LISTEN, LYNNE, the reviewer just really wants to fuck a laptop and you know what? that's fucking valid
@lynnesbian can we just cancel technology?
@lynnesbian Who writes stuff like that with a straight face???
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