why did we start referring to technology as "sexy"? sexy is a word that means something has sex appeal. i mean, if you want to fuck a macbook, that's great, but keep it out of the review
yeah, this laptop runs well, and it's got a really solid build, but... is it sexy? i wouldn't buy it if it wasn't sexy
what the fuck??????
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY
they were so ashamed of this one that they had to write it in small font
close your eyes. imagine the sexist windows laptop you can. i'm talking the hottest, most fuckable piece of windows-compatible machinery on the planet. open your eyes. you're looking at the HP Spectre 13, aren't you?
"laptops are getting hotter and hotter. it's true"
is it though. is it really
stop it. stop it now
it's so easy to make this thread. i just searched "sexy laptops" and clicked on the first few results. i've been noticing this "phenomenon" for fucking years now. there's so much of it.
is HP really bringing sexy back? are they referring to regular sexy or laptop sexy? did laptops stop being sexy for a while until HP did this? what is happening
1. why is it always the HP spectre
2. THIS LAPTOP IS NOT ALIVE. IT IS NOT THE SEXIEST LAPTOP ALIVE BECAUSE IT IS NOT ALIVE
HP is bringing out a new series of laptops, and everybody who's anybody has one question on their minds: will it be sexy enough?
laptops have gotten so much more FUCKABLE as of late
i hate it when i'm watching porn and there's this unattractive laptop in the shot. why won't they use HP spectres, the sexiest laptop on the market, which would make me much more aroused
i don't like it. i do not like the way that they describe phones as sexy and open with a high-res depth of field shot of the bottom corner of a smartphone. that is not good
i'm going to end this thread now because this is an abomination that i no longer wish to subject my followers to
@lynnesbian i mean, that mouse sure looks like some high end vibrators ive seen
@lynnesbian im so hard rn
@lynnesbian i feel like if you write / collect enough of these we could train a bot to produce "sexy computer" tech reviews
@lynnesbian I have the Spectre 15. I mean .. it's a nice laptop. I wouldn't want to fuck it, but you know ... everyone has their kinks and there's nothing wrong with that ... just .. just don't fuck my laptop. I would be upset.
@lynnesbian i'm going to fucking combust
@lynnesbian tech journalism is cancelled
@lynnesbian how long have they been getting away with this. This is worse than sexualized food.
@lynnesbian HardSoft top 5. They started the website for this express purpose
@lynnesbian they are INERT, PLASTIC, TABLETS
@starwall tha'ts my wife you're taling about
cursed, the future is now
cursed, the future is now
@lynnesbian The next laptop from Dell is going to use a ball gag to cover up the webcam
@lynnesbian how many tiddy does this laptop have
@lynnesbian im bringing sexy back
them other pcs dont know how to act
@lynnesbian lynne it is time to learn the terrible secret of laptops
@lynnesbian don't stop i'm almost there
@lynnesbian "So Jim, how's that new laptop we received from HP in order to write a review?"
"The keyswitches are't really jizz resistant, so they start failing after a while"
"They're jizz resistant, not jizz proof"
@lynnesbian [extremely tech reviewer voice] I am no longer allowed to come withing 3 metres of laptops or destops computers since "the incident"
@lynnesbian once again the whole point is NOT fucking the machines...it's that you CAN'T fuck them.....
@lynnesbian im gonna FUCK the phone
@lynnesbian based on your previous actions I find this unlikely to be the true reason.
@ben if this is a masturbation joke then i apologise for how little dignity i have
@lynnesbian how sexy is the server hosting
@ben it's a VPS so it's sadly unfuckable with current technology
@lynnesbian ejaculation over UDP
@ben forcing my sub to use TCP so she doesn't miss a single drop
@lynnesbian thank fuck.
I've been noticing this for years now and it's taken everything I have to repress the fuck out of it
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