THE VIRGIN DEBIAN SUFFERER
packages half a year old
huge modifications from upstream sources to maintain The Debian Way™
documentation insults you for even considering running sid
spend hours of your life processing triggers for man-db...
have to put up with month-long feature freezes every two years
dist-upgrade always ruins everything
THE CHAD ARCH MANIPULATOR
packages are updated with millisecond delay
only three modifications from upstream ever took place and the programmer responsible was hanged
documentation literally sucks your dick as you read it, tfw no arch wiki gf
pacman -Syu is done before you even press enter
no brakes on the update train
nothing ever breaks, ever
has never heard a song in their life
@lynnesbian this is the one that gets the boost though
@binchicken thou art a cruel mistress
@lynnesbian Nah that's your job uwu
@lynnesbian I did not understand the titles and did not read further
@lynnesbian the chad arch manipulator: hell yeah I love the feeling of the cold steel of this blade running against my dick and balls because BLEEDING EDGE BABEY
@lynnesbian you earned the reblog for "has never heard a song in their life"
@lynnesbian debian testing ftw
No feature freezes and the odds of breaking stuff from sid are less likely.
@KitsuneAlicia they still get freezes whenever they prepare to make testing the new stable
@lynnesbian So, a couple weeks every 5 years? Still sounds like a decent compromise imo.
@KitsuneAlicia yes but it's still fun to shitpost about
@headachebooth lollypop is good if you can get past the performance (fucking python)
elisa looks promising but it's nowhere near ready
@headachebooth oh jeez that sucks :c
mine are all in .ogg so i never noticed
it's kinda buggy, doesn't surprise me that it wouldn't work with flac
@lynnesbian Arch didn't work right for me but Debian did. 🤔
@firstname.lastname@example.org's anti-chud pro-skub instance for funtimes