when you log in to twitter with the new and improved MasterMicroCardSoft™ Universal Identity® and the list of hashtags you follow get transferred over unsecured FTP to every government official within 500km and you get raided by SWAT because you posted too many things tagged with hashgat communism
ive had it. im done. sorry if anyone was using it
@lynnesbian MIME type: greed/money
@lynnesbian gotta shift delete fam
Just wait, soon Microsoft will accidentally delete everyone's pronouns and we'll be living in a post-gender society
@lynnesbian i'm afraid your gamerscore isn't sufficient for us to approve this home loan
@lynnesbian the bride and the groom both trade their vows. there is anxious tension in the chapel, waiting for the big moment. the priest takes a deep breath: “you may now sign up for a free Microsoft account and for a limited time only get upgraded OneDrive stora
@lynnesbian please use Google authenticator to officiate your marriage. press X to get married.
@lynnesbian thank you for this
@lynnesbian Need to implement a biohazard bin. Regular trash cans aren't good enough here.
@lynnesbian how did you get gif caption to work?? Did you include it in some of the frames when you made the gif??
@britvulcan what do you mean by gif caption?
@lynnesbian ahh, that's a no then. So like on our instance we caption all our pics for voice readers. This doesnt work for gifs. Your gif for trashing capitalism has a title screen? But probably not the same functionality.
@britvulcan you mean this caption here? the one that appears when you hover over the gif?
@lynnesbian apparently this was part of a recent patch as I just learned from my admin. Excuse my oddity.
@britvulcan just like this!
@lynnesbian 🚮 🚮 🚮
@lynnesbian Huh. Well, that was easier than I expected it to be.
it's about time someone did that, thank you
also the stuff about mastercard and microsoft partnering up together that lead to your post deleting capitalism is absolutely horrifying
@lynnesbian good girl
@lynnesbian rm -rf ./*
@lynnesbian "$ sudo rm -r /lib/cis/men"
Wow, finally scrolled up to find the original context for this and... fuck. Not scary at all. I totally don't go into overdraft every few weeks thanks to prescription costs and I'm not terrified of the many ways they could be weird and creepy about that. Nope.
No history of being denied medical care here and no terror whatsoever at the prospect of it happening again in future.
@lynnesbian noooo it just keeps coming back. this is one of those rare times I wish these “gifs” would only animate once.
@firstname.lastname@example.org's anti-chud pro-skub instance for funtimes