how to spot a fake gamer:
- can't name single game
- made of styrofoam
- holds the N64 controller with three hands
- doesn't know how to pause real life
- wears a name tag reading "hi, my name is VIDEO GAMES"

@lynnesbian No I've played a videos game it was called uhhhh The Mario Twins they both like ice cream

- Does not pronounce "video games" with the canonical soft g

@Tak @lynnesbian Over here is my brother, Jameboy Advance, and his trusty Gameboy Advance

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