how to spot a fake gamer:
- can't name single game
- made of styrofoam
- holds the N64 controller with three hands
- doesn't know how to pause real life
- wears a name tag reading "hi, my name is VIDEO GAMES"
@breakfastgolem
🚨 FAKE GAMER DETECTED 🚨
@lynnesbian No I've played a videos game it was called uhhhh The Mario Twins they both like ice cream
@lynnesbian
- Does not pronounce "video games" with the canonical soft g
@Tak @lynnesbian hi, I'm Video James, and these are my Video Games
@Tak @lynnesbian Over here is my brother, Jameboy Advance, and his trusty Gameboy Advance
@lynnesbian The N64 was designed to be held with three hands though.