girl: trying blue lipstick today
thirty year old cis white male .social user: Oh, um... That's certainly interesting! I definitely prefer red lipstick, though. When a woman is aroused, her lips flush red, so red lipstick is a great aide in making you appear fertile.
*Straps men like that onto a rocket and launches them into the sun*
me: sees all of this and just fucking stares while doing my best not to rupture too many organs due to restraining infernal laughter. awkward infernal laughter.
@lynnesbian do itttt
@lynnesbian in favor
Blue lipstick is amazing, you should rock it.
@lynnesbian ive had someone say this to me almost verbatim at work once
@MegaLobsterFace consider moving to a different planet to get away from this person
@lynnesbian seriously, though, i wasnt even wearing a weird color, iirc i wasnt wearing lipstick at all, dude just unprompted told me i should wear red more bc it makes girls look turned on
anyway that dude was a regular and i came in for a week after that w/ black lipstick
@MegaLobsterFace why are men
@lynnesbian i think if someone tries to come up w/ an extreme edge-case to demonstrate a point and someone can come forward w/ that exact scenario having happened to them, everyone involved should win a free pizza
@lynnesbian lynne this format is for jokes not anecdotes
@lynnesbian oh um, that's certainly interesting! i definitely prefer eybrowns tho
when a woman is aroused, her eybrowns sweat, so having eybrowns is a great aide in making you appear fertile
@lynnesbian lynne.im love 💖
@lynnesbian ah debra... she took 6 showers per day
@foggy i actually was referencing JP and i'm glad you noticed ;p
@lynnesbian hey wait a dang second, I’m 32
@stunt_bird I'm sorry you had to find out this way
@lynnesbian what do they say about black lipstick?
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