feel free to message me by telnetting into my sandboxed virtual machine and echoing messages to /dev/lp0, where they will be printed into a PDF file and emailed to me
@lynnesbian Wow not SSH? Bold.
@lynnesbian pls print.
The future of communications
@lynnesbian well done, you've invented fax via IP
@firstname.lastname@example.org's anti-chud pro-skub instance for funtimes