Your name is LYNNNE SBIIAN. Your hobbies include MAKING EBOOKS BOTS, BEING A LESBIAN and SHITPOSTING. You think it's hilarious to make a PAINFULLY OUTDATED HOMESTUCK JOKE and spent an hour editing a COMEDIC PROFILE IMAGE for the occasion. You are NINE SWEEPS OLD and READY TO PARTY.
@lynnesbian play the mastodon rap or else i want a refund.
@lynnesbian this is a nightmare
@lynnesbian I dont get it
@lynnesbian like that bit in the simpsons when he gets trapped in the vending machines?
@audrey @lynnesbian jbnawruhrawgbuhewHUHIIHJOIJOJIO me from last year is funny
spicy
@lynnesbian you frenched her didn't you
@lynnesbian wait, we're all YOU now? 🤯
That's an M Night Shyamalan twist I didn't see coming... *eats popcorn*
Leon 
@lynnesbian cute though
@lynnesbian
hot take but this troll is probably Leo focused
@lynnesbian i love this
@lynnesbian lynne make me a troll
@zoe do you have an image for my program to gnu manipulate
@lynnesbian uh yeah hold on
@lynnesbian okay looking through the art i got it is all incredibly horny so i'l just send you a picrew
@zoe @lynnesbian just make a homestuck picrew lol ::::p
https://picrew.me/image_maker/121159
@audrey @lynnesbian absolutely not i'm going to have lynnne mspaint all over my dumb face
@zoe @lynnesbian but look at the unique char8ers you can make!
@audrey @lynnesbian who is this upstanding lass
but yeah if i were gonna do one i would probably use one that was like, actually zoomed in on the face--
@zoe @lynnesbian its my OC that i definitely invented myself, Vriska Serket.
@zoe ur troll name will be Zzzzoe Nkhats
@lynnesbian no its Friend Cmputr
@zoe zoe im sorry to say this but its not looking great so far
@lynnesbian @zoe oh my GOD
@lynnesbian @zoe smh lynne you can think of better horns for her
@lynnesbian @zoe did that stop hussie? no!
his bigotry probably should have, but thats beside the point.
@lynnesbian @zoe the point is it doesnt matter if the art looks like shit
@audrey @lynnesbian honestly i was expecting like, a big grey scribble over my face
@audrey @lynnesbian not as a doubt of lynne's skill, but just like. as an irony thing
@zoe @lynnesbian dave isnt a troll tho smh
@lynnesbian @audrey i can do karkat if you want
@zoe zoe no delete this insnatnt
@lynnesbian candy corn doesn't seem like it would make for good ears but what do I know
@radicalrobit um its a homestukc reference, i wouldnt expect you to understand sewaty
@lynnesbian [old man millennial voice] I'll have you know I do understand being stuck at home
@radicalrobit you cuold never under stand it on the level that John Eggbird does
@lynnesbian John is a ridiculous name for a bird still trapped in an egg.
@lynnesbian > check mastodon
is nobody gonna point out that i made my tongue the exact same colour as aradia's lips