only then can you master the way of the computer and truly understand what it means to be a central processing unit
i recommend you install linux from scratch by compiling the krenel. if you install linux in any other way i will break into your house and gut you like a fish. you are personally dragging linux down to the level of the fucking knuckledragging neanderthal troglodyte windows users
oh you use windows, the most popular desktop operating system in existence by far? allow me to insult your intelligence for five paragraphs before scolding you for daring to access the internet on a non-free machine and finally blessing you with the knowledge of kernel dot org
well well well. i thought i could trust you. one week ago i gave you linux mint. but you still decide to use this instead of ascending to a real distribution, like gentoo or LFS. do you enjoy bloat? do you enjoy your computer not running at full speed with the power of -O3 and -funroll-loops
you come into my house and you dare to ask me if we can play mario kart on my nintendo switch when in reality i have actually installed netBSD on my switch. you cannot play any games except zork
you tell your mother you love her and yet you buy her a non-free android pixel device. the contradiction is astounding. the electronic frontier foundation has a little tip for people like you: die in hell forever
if you have ever used non-free software you are a literal skidmark on the toilet bowel of humanity. if you see a non-free video game or program that you would like to use you should write your own free version. i despise fun and all those who celebrate it
i have been kicked out of six schools for liberating the library computers with trisquel GNU+linux and i would happily do it again
sure, misogyny and racism are bad. but do you know what's worse. when i go to my grandparent's house i have to use microsoft windows
i look down on anyone who has ever used non-free code in the same way i look down on a spider that i've just stepped on as it scrambles for dear life and tries to pick its decrepit body up off the ground. you are a pathetic insectoid struggling to exist in an uncaring world and i am a god with the power to eradicate your from the internet in a snap
i wear an oxygen mask every time i go outside to ensure that i don't have to breathe the same air as users of non-free software. i am of the belief that their pathetic waxy-smooth brains are infected with a virus that makes them incapable of experience the orgasmic euphoria of linux
@sc oh no.
@lynnesbian I literally dated someone like this for 2.5 years
@Torie i'm so, so sorry
@lynnesbian I was like *~*mom, I know he seems mean but he’s just SO much smarter than me and trying to protect me uwu *~*
@Torie oh jeez i know it was probably ages ago and you've probably gotten over it but i'm so sorry
*sudo su...* Does that turn you on baby?
@lynnesbian this thread is legendary
@lynnesbian But is your mask's license licensed under the GPL?
@lynnesbian hahaha fuck, trisquel? god damn.
digging deep here lynne
@lynnesbian okay this but unironically. praxis. uwu.
@firstname.lastname@example.org's anti-chud pro-skub instance for funtimes