fire all tech bros into the sun
whenever i see someone ask a question about computers that i feel is obvious, rather than saying READ THE MANUAL DO IT YOURSELF or HOW COULD YOU BE THIS UNINTELLIGENT i just explain how to do the thing, thus giving people a good experience with the community instead of making people associate linux users with smug, condescending, self-righteous asses
@lynnesbian the sun is too good for them
fire them into a distant black hole
@lynnesbian this can't happen soon enough
i only feel sorry for the sun, you know due to all the mansplaining about how she should shine
we'll probably get a solar flare as payback for the torture
@lynnesbian LOVE THIS. I am PRETTY damn good with computers and I STILL feel this way sometimes, especially with Linux. With great power comes great responsibility. I vow never to become a smug tech bro.
@lynnesbian my favorite thing to do back when i actually did things in tech was to answer questions from people that liked replying RTFM with a massive wall of text explanation ending with "btw, i don't know anything about linux and i figured this out, some expert you are"
this is how i was banned, at an early age, from basically every hardcore linux forum and irc channel
@lynnesbian Holy shit this take is melting the silicon in my CPU
But tea tho if you say RTFM, Tux, Linux Torvalds' penguinsona, will personally ensure any linux machine you touch immediately kernel panics
@lynnesbian there is a specific type of person that i would like to jettison off of the planet -- commonalities seem to be misogynists who have a fondness for i3 and dwm
@greg my girlfriend uses i3, hopefully we can reclaim it form the depths
@greg oh definitely. fuck suckless
@lynnesbian oh I just figured they were putting on airs, like cat -v. If they're actually like that in meatspace I could see that being not fun though
@lynnesbian thank you 💜
@lynnesbian love u
@lynnesbian My all-time favorite are people who reply to "I know this is an odd use case, but how do I..." questions with "You shouldn't do that / Why do you want to do that / ur dumb"
@lynnesbian I cannot tell you how many times I have googled how to do something and the first result is a stack overflow page where the only response is to google how to do it.
@lynnesbian tbh _also_ mentioning where it could be looked up is good. teaching fishing and all that.
@grainloom definitely yeah
@lynnesbian Being able to RTFM is a huge skill all on its own. It took me years to figure out where all the information is kept.
Also a lot of the manuals assume a certain level of existing competence to actually understand at all. For someone who's just started using the system the manual might not even be useful at all. They need someone to hold their have so they can get the experience they need to set off on their own.
@lynnesbian In so many cases, too, it actually takes _less_ time to just give the damn answer than it does to tell someone to read "the manual." The wild success of StackOverflow is a heap of evidence to support my claim.
@lynnesbian You're the hero the free software community need, not the one it deserves.
@lynnesbian :100: respect
@lynnesbian it's so weird when I see this attitude from the same tech bros who at the same time proselytize the use of linux and foss in general. Like it sets *such* a bad impression.
Would you ("you" referring to the hypothetical tech bro) tell someone "read the fucking manual" to their face? If the answer is yes then how are you not an asshole?
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