my phone: one hundred people have boosted your toot
me: i dont care... numbers don't matter... that's twitter bullshit
my phone: one hot girl has boosted your toot
me: okay got it. more toots like this. more jokes like this one. she will slowly fall in love with my charm and humour and she'll realise that her current relationship isnt enough and she'll join my polycule in no time
there are some girls on this website who could kill me with their eyebrows alone
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@lynnesbian you say it like that's a problem
@lynnesbian hey, bb
@lynnesbian it's totally worth it, she's pretty hot.
@lynnesbian well I did have knives implanted there for that reason
@lynnesbian what kind of eyebrows kill you?
@dirt the kind you would have if you were a buttler for a muppet
@lynnesbian mmmmmm yeah those are great
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