my phone: one hundred people have boosted your toot
me: i dont care... numbers don't matter... that's twitter bullshit
my phone: one hot girl has boosted your toot
me: okay got it. more toots like this. more jokes like this one. she will slowly fall in love with my charm and humour and she'll realise that her current relationship isnt enough and she'll join my polycule in no time

look. if you're going to boost not one, but TWO of my posts in the same week, the least you could do is DM me your discord handle.

to all the hot girls interacting with these: h-h-hi i like computers

there are some girls on this website who could kill me with their eyebrows alone


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