polygon: [relatively normal journalism]
kotaku: Why It's Terrible That Mario Bros. Doesn't Allow You To Scroll The Screen Left -- And The Hacker Who Patched It Out
IGN: call of duty return with another call od duty. its' okay. i wouldn't call it fantastic or anything. 9.7 out of 10
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Lynne Sbian has been playing video games for 30 years. She grew up with the Nintendo Entertainment System. While she's never actually completed a video game, her insight into the subtext and hidden messages in games is unparalleled.
@lynnesbian not even mario 3?
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