me: windows is terrible and you should never use it
people who use windows: haha yeah *boost*
@lynnesbian installing windows to boost this.
lynne...,, im sorry...........
@themorgangoats morgan... u know i cant cancel you
its just that, if I dont have windows, how will I complain about my computer being in three languages at the same time
@lynnesbian *cries in WSL*
ha ha, yeah
> pirate windows from dubious Ukrainian source
> download keygen from dubious Chinese source
> installer crashes
> have to nurse it through the process
> doesn't work right
> keygen installs virus
> try to remove it with pirated antivirus demo
> manage to kick it into shape
> it crashes every other day
> "god damn it windows is a piece of shit, why do people pay for this"
@lynnesbian fuck, I bost but I don't have Windows
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