ahh its good to have so many browsers to choose from
all the replies like "but what about [obscure browser]" are missing the point -- these are the most popular browsers in the world. the top eight browsers are all based on three browsers.
you can also be pedantic and say that chrome is also safari, because it was forked from webkit five years ago. you can trace webkit back to KHTML, too, and you can also trace firefox back to netscape, but those distinctions aren't useful for this image. there's a massive difference between chromium and safari.
@lynnesbian Edge: I do literally one good thing and that's create an actual virtualized window completely isolated from the host system without having to set up an entire virtual machine to do so
me: neat, will you be able to do that after you switch to blink?
@buffaloser *lying bloodied on the floor, several limbs broken, breathing shakily* p-please... leave linux alone...
@buffaloser no... m-my Linux Idols... stallman (male)... torvalds (male)... raymond (male)... how could they betray me
@buffaloser first off, it's GNU/Linux, and I believe the command you are referring to is called "info"
@lunaterra oh, sorry, I see you're unfamiliar with non GNU-versions of Linux, AKA "True Linux":
Many Linux distributions use the word "Linux" in their name, but the Free Software Foundation uses the name GNU/Linux to emphasize the importance of GNU software, causing some controversy.
replace all the "chrome" and "safari" with Konqueror and all the "firefox" with Netscape
@lynnesbian If you wanted to get really technical to add more, you could rewrite that as Safari (WebKit); Midori (WebKit).
@lynnesbian ehhhhh to be fair Tor is all about being "Firefox with Tor" so, it's not pretending to be a different browser like the rest of them.
@lynnesbian *voice of someone with a huge brain, that has sprouted homunculi that are playing chess against itself*: W3M
@lynnesbian Payback for everyone dismissing Konqueror back in the day. From hell's heart KHTML stabs at thee!
tbf my lynx mention was a shitpost, and for the sake of my sanity I'm trying to be ignorant of the fact that we're pretty much running headfirst into a Google monopoly of the internet and there's very little I can do about it beyond supporting either Mozilla (which is certainly better in terms of power, but isn't exactly tiny) or freaking Apple.
@lynnesbian I don't care about the diversity of browser engines because the ones we have are actually pretty good, but we need to actually fucking get Google to follow standards and not just force in whatever they want.
@abby when you allow google to have control over 90% of the market share they start doing evil shit, like breaking ublock: https://bugs.chromium.org/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=896897&desc=2#c23
and uploading your browser history when you sign in to gmail/youtube/other google services: https://www.ubergizmo.com/2018/09/chrome-69-upload-browser-history-gmail/
and, of course, spying on you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Chrome#User_tracking_concerns
if chrome is the only option, this will only get worse. you need only look to windows 10 to see what happens when a tech company is sure of their monopoly.
@lynnesbian but having more options doesn't make things better, it just makes everything a clusterfuck
@firstname.lastname@example.org's anti-chud pro-skub instance for funtimes