okay now there are other people who are having trouble believing microwaves *without* keypads exist
here's one with a knob
@lynnesbian ours has ONLY knobs! digital technology is for suckers
@theoutrider @lynnesbian hell yeah, knob squad!
(i really hope that's not a euphemism for anything lewd)
@grainloom @lynnesbian an acquaintance of mine once proudly reported that while working on a heavily skeuomorphic application he had just written code for an event called knobStroke()
@lynnesbian this needs Suricrasia Online-like narration
@lynnesbian when will we have slider microwave
@lynnesbian personally I want a portrait qwerty microwave
@lynnesbian it literally looks like they tried to take an analog knob microwave (which makes mechanical sense) and lift-and-shift to the digital space
I'm looking forward to cloud-based knob microwaves
@lynnesbian yeah but i'm so oldschool I have a *mechanical knob* without digital shit so I have even less accuracy than you but I can feel like I do
@lynnesbian I have one with a knob and no numbers. It’s the worst microwave. I mean yeah it heats but it goes in 0:10 increments until you hit 5:00 and then increments in 0:30. Except when it’s ignoring the knob (and increments not at all).
Which is bad but not as bad as when you try to stop it beeping. One you miss the 0:01 mark, it WILL BEEP LOUDLY THREE TIMES no matter what. And then again once every minute until you open the door.
look you fools this is PROOF of knob microwaves i personally own one