nobody keeps a phone for longer than a year nowadays. that's why we're unveiling the world's first disposable phone. a small uranium cell gives it nearly one and a half years of single-use battery life. by the time it's drained, you'll have bought the next model anyway! we even offer a monthly subscription plan to keep you always upgrading to the next model

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