becoming a weaboo but for america. call me lynne-ma'am. let's see your pathetic katana do anything when i lasso it out of your hand, pardner


a heated debate breaks out on the westaboo forum over whether it's soda, pop, or both

my parents are ashamed of me for playing leisure suit larry... they don't understand superior western culture

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ClintEastwoodFan96 is disrespecting american culture... i'm challenging him to a duel

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tfw your sister wants to watch the spongebob dub but the dub changes "krabby patties" to "sushi rolls"

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you think learning to speak american is easy? i've been studying for years. i can watch family guy without subtitles. do you know how many different meanings the word "fuck" has? it can be a noun, a verb, an exclamation... truly, american is a poetic language

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did you know americans have their own memes too? i just learned about "dummy thicc"

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my friend is obsessed with british "culture". ugh, washminstaboos...

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@starwall @lynnesbian i lived in Buffalo for 5 years, where they call it pop. they're all full of shit, as are you

@healyn @lynnesbian fucking meet me at noon and we'll solve this like men, with 6 shooters

@starwall @lynnesbian it's my understanding that when one challenges another to a duel, the one who is challenged chooses the weaponry. i choose butter knives

@healyn @lynnesbian it's true these are the well known rules of living in America that I've known for all of my life

@starwall @healyn @lynnesbian I used to live around Atlanta, Georgia, which is Coca-Cola headquarters. It’s coke. All soft drinks is coke, doesn’t matter what brand.

“Get me a coke.”
“What kind?”

@lynnesbian The most important thing to remember about speaking American is that it's a magazine, not a clip.

@Zero_Democracy @lynnesbian i think magazines are the big bulky things while clips are those strips that hold bullets? so really it depends on what gun theyre shooting up the school with


get them to read "Doctor Mirabilis" by James Blish. fictional life of Roger Bacon, Fransiscan monk, in the 12th century.

still not sure exactly what "swef, swef douce pere" means.

@lynnesbian I already saw it this morning, I fucking lost my shit it's such a good thread.

@lynnesbian i thought the British ones were called Tea-a-boos.

@lynnesbian I recently learned how to use the idiom “big mad”


i'd been studying Burroughs for years before i worked out what "the outraged squawk of the displaced bullhead" was.

turns out a bullhead is a kind of fish.

@lynnesbian getting a declaration of independence wall scroll to hang in my room

potentially problematic bio of a japanese man who's way into America 

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Name : Rawhide Kobayashi ( send an email )
Age : 27
Country : Japan
Hobby : BBQ sauce, Cowboy hats, being Rawhide
Posted : September 24, 2011 ( Saturday )

dy, is i yas
(western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch,
P Bi

this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is

ng. 19. ag
both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently

in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone
manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

@lynnesbian gonna be the edgelord who remembers the South and calls it Coke

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