liter instead of litre, amnp instead of amp, gramme instead of gram,
replace bytes with an imperial equivalent
one bit ≈ 1 gobble. twelve gobbles to the crunch, eighty crunches to a swallow, four score and seven swallows to a meal, thrice five and two meals to a feast
the model megabyte was, unfortunately, subject to subtle weight variations over time. thus, it was replaced by a formula that can be used to calculate one megabyte exactly, using avacado's constant
he did kind of put on weight.
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