HEVC memory stick duo

write protected whiteboard

note: this jpeg is protected by online DRM

funnily enough there's a lot of things like "digitally encoded VHS" or "copy-protected NTSC broadcast" that i'm consciously avoiding because they're actually real

60fps .WAV

this record supports chapter select

4K reel-to-reel

35mm laserdisc

full colour 8-track

JPEG rot

LCD to plasma adaptor for 30" television sets

dolby atmos for SNES

your PS1 save games have been encrypted, send us $300 in bitcoin

requires intel or AMD processor with odd numbered firmware version

windows CE NT

volt to amp converter

for use only with DVD players in pennsylvania

quad-layer VHS tape

@lynnesbian DRM: Doesn't Render Midtones

@lynnesbian ...i read that like a bullet calibre, and my brain went "psh I prefer.45acp laserdisc"

@lynnesbian yes?? did u want something

@lynnesbian i both love and hate this thread thank u lynne

@lynnesbian that one is called a resistor

@lynnesbian Microsoft Bob NT

@lynnesbian

in the very early days of the transition from black and white to color tv, scammers used to go door-to-door selling these three strips of clear plastic. the bottom strip was light brown, the middle strip was pale pink and the top strip was light blue.

the idea was, you'd tape it up on the black and white screen. and on average, peoples' faces would appear in the middle bit, so they'd be pink.

@Nikolai_Kingsley my dad had one of those :p

@lynnesbian

@lynnesbian projector screen

@lynnesbian write-only whiteboard (proprietary format by sharpie)

@lynnesbian oh we’ve got some of those in our office

[Picture: a sign on a white wall. The sign reads, “THIS IS NOT A WHITEBOARD WALL” in white text on a red background]

@lynnesbian psh, black mesa WOULD use proprietary tech. assholes.