dolby digital music box
please switch the USB-C stick to side 2 to continue playback
double-sided wax cylinder
super long play GBA cartridge
rewritable MP3 file
AC to DC downmixer
losslessly compressed film negative
okay i'll stop
FAT32-formatted vinyl LP
HEVC memory stick duo
write protected whiteboard
note: this jpeg is protected by online DRM
funnily enough there's a lot of things like "digitally encoded VHS" or "copy-protected NTSC broadcast" that i'm consciously avoiding because they're actually real
this record supports chapter select
full colour 8-track
LCD to plasma adaptor for 30" television sets
dolby atmos for SNES
your PS1 save games have been encrypted, send us $300 in bitcoin
requires intel or AMD processor with odd numbered firmware version
windows CE NT
volt to amp converter
for use only with DVD players in pennsylvania
quad-layer VHS tape
@lynnesbian ext4 nes rom cartridge
@lynnesbian DRM: Doesn't Render Midtones
@lynnesbian matroska vhs
@lynnesbian v2000 recording of dani smooching lynne
@00dani vry rare limited edition
@lynnesbian ...i read that like a bullet calibre, and my brain went "psh I prefer.45acp laserdisc"
@lynnesbian 16gb memory expansion for the commodore vic-20
@lynnesbian yes?? did u want something
@lynnesbian i both love and hate this thread thank u lynne
@lynnesbian you mean resistance?
@lynnesbian this one is real, it's called a resistor
@lynnesbian that one is called a resistor
@lynnesbian Microsoft Bob NT
in the very early days of the transition from black and white to color tv, scammers used to go door-to-door selling these three strips of clear plastic. the bottom strip was light brown, the middle strip was pale pink and the top strip was light blue.
the idea was, you'd tape it up on the black and white screen. and on average, peoples' faces would appear in the middle bit, so they'd be pink.
@Nikolai_Kingsley my dad had one of those :p
@lynnesbian some record players actually had track navigation features! they basically scanned the disc optically to figure out where the track changes were, i think
@00dani i select you to place one smooch upon
@lynnesbian goshie woshies!!
@lynnesbian projector screen
@lynnesbian write-only whiteboard (proprietary format by sharpie)
@lynnesbian oh we’ve got some of those in our office
[Picture: a sign on a white wall. The sign reads, “THIS IS NOT A WHITEBOARD WALL” in white text on a red background]
@lynnesbian betamax theora
@lynnesbian psh, black mesa WOULD use proprietary tech. assholes.
@firstname.lastname@example.org's anti-chud pro-skub instance for funtimes