quadrophonic CD
dolby digital music box
33⅓RPM blu-ray
please switch the USB-C stick to side 2 to continue playback
double-sided wax cylinder
super long play GBA cartridge
rewritable MP3 file
stereoscopic casette
AC to DC downmixer
losslessly compressed film negative
okay i'll stop 
maybe just a few more 
FAT32-formatted vinyl LP
HEVC memory stick duo
write protected whiteboard
note: this jpeg is protected by online DRM
funnily enough there's a lot of things like "digitally encoded VHS" or "copy-protected NTSC broadcast" that i'm consciously avoiding because they're actually real
this record supports chapter select
4K reel-to-reel
35mm laserdisc
full colour 8-track
LCD to plasma adaptor for 30" television sets
dolby atmos for SNES
your PS1 save games have been encrypted, send us $300 in bitcoin
requires intel or AMD processor with odd numbered firmware version
windows CE NT
volt to amp converter
for use only with DVD players in pennsylvania
quad-layer VHS tape
cloud-based RAM
solid state compact cassette
i686 to x86 adapter
toner for e-ink displays
SACD with digital freeze frame
dolby noise reduction for kodak film
> PLAY MOVIE
> CHAPTER SELECT
> INSTALL DIRECT3D 7
> README
wow and flutter removal for gameboy advance
this blu-ray was recorded at long play speed
ubuntu 19.04 keygen
write many, read once
requires 5.1ch surround sound and a live studio audience
lossy zip compression
features
- blue laser sports compatibility with older VHS tapes and increased storage capacity for new VHS2 format
- automatically flips the VHS to side 2 when necessary
- chapter select in under 2 seconds
- no moving parts
to reduce the chance of data being corrupted or lost, we run dozens of processors in RAID
vagrant up - create and deploy a physical machine
WINBOX - emulate modern windows versions on your MS-DOS machine
deb https://www.archlinux.org/packages/ stable main contrib non-free
@lynnesbian coffee for java processors
@lynnesbian running Google Chrome below the bare metal level (electron on electrons)
@ben it seems as though i need to install a cursed technology that actually exists - flash for android
@lynnesbian fine here's a transcript
Gun Haver: [...] pants back on, Blue Laser!
Blue Laser: HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY REFER TO THESE AS PANTS?!
flash for android does not exist. i have been trying to find it for about five years. IT DOES NOT EXIST.
@lynnesbian
High_radiation_computing_irl
@lynnesbian better than actual windows
@lynnesbian
I think it only works that way on Star Trek.
@lynnesbian this drive will now self-destruct 💥
@lynnesbian so the writer monad in haskell then 
@lynnesbian stop this is to cursed
@lynnesbian wow and flutter effect for gameboy advance
@lynnesbian wow and flutter remover for the TRS-80
@lynnesbian ambisonics for silent movies
@lynnesbian ambisonics for toots
@lynnesbian ambisonics for lynnesbian's voice
@a_breakin_glass its like im really there
@lynnesbian it's just a cassette of Jonathan Coulton's album Solid State
@lynnesbian I kinda want to make a solid state compact casette. An SD-card reader, microcontroller, codec, DAC, and magnetic analog interface to the casette player. Power from a generator driven through the tape spool wheel. Control by the casette (fwd, rev, fast forward).
Too much effort and too niche but it would be a lot of fun.
no magenta ink - video will play in black and white