quadrophonic CD
please switch the USB-C stick to side 2 to continue playback
losslessly compressed film negative
note: this jpeg is protected by online DRM
funnily enough there's a lot of things like "digitally encoded VHS" or "copy-protected NTSC broadcast" that i'm consciously avoiding because they're actually real
this record supports chapter select
LCD to plasma adaptor for 30" television sets
your PS1 save games have been encrypted, send us $300 in bitcoin
requires intel or AMD processor with odd numbered firmware version
for use only with DVD players in pennsylvania
dolby noise reduction for kodak film
> PLAY MOVIE
> CHAPTER SELECT
> INSTALL DIRECT3D 7
> README
wow and flutter removal for gameboy advance
this blu-ray was recorded at long play speed
requires 5.1ch surround sound and a live studio audience
features
- blue laser sports compatibility with older VHS tapes and increased storage capacity for new VHS2 format
- automatically flips the VHS to side 2 when necessary
- chapter select in under 2 seconds
- no moving parts
to reduce the chance of data being corrupted or lost, we run dozens of processors in RAID
vagrant up - create and deploy a physical machine
WINBOX - emulate modern windows versions on your MS-DOS machine
deb https://www.archlinux.org/packages/ stable main contrib non-free
@lynnesbian coffee for java processors
@lynnesbian running Google Chrome below the bare metal level (electron on electrons)
@ben it seems as though i need to install a cursed technology that actually exists - flash for android
@lynnesbian fine here's a transcript
Gun Haver: [...] pants back on, Blue Laser!
Blue Laser: HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY REFER TO THESE AS PANTS?!
flash for android does not exist. i have been trying to find it for about five years. IT DOES NOT EXIST.
@lynnesbian
High_radiation_computing_irl
@lynnesbian better than actual windows
@lynnesbian
I think it only works that way on Star Trek.
@lynnesbian this drive will now self-destruct 💥
@lynnesbian so the writer monad in haskell then 
@lynnesbian stop this is to cursed
@lynnesbian wow and flutter effect for gameboy advance
@lynnesbian wow and flutter remover for the TRS-80
@lynnesbian ambisonics for silent movies
@lynnesbian ambisonics for toots
@lynnesbian ambisonics for lynnesbian's voice
@a_breakin_glass its like im really there
@lynnesbian it's just a cassette of Jonathan Coulton's album Solid State
@lynnesbian I kinda want to make a solid state compact casette. An SD-card reader, microcontroller, codec, DAC, and magnetic analog interface to the casette player. Power from a generator driven through the tape spool wheel. Control by the casette (fwd, rev, fast forward).
Too much effort and too niche but it would be a lot of fun.
no magenta ink - video will play in black and white