funnily enough there's a lot of things like "digitally encoded VHS" or "copy-protected NTSC broadcast" that i'm consciously avoiding because they're actually real
four sided record
features
- blue laser sports compatibility with older VHS tapes and increased storage capacity for new VHS2 format
- automatically flips the VHS to side 2 when necessary
- chapter select in under 2 seconds
- no moving parts
to reduce the chance of data being corrupted or lost, we run dozens of processors in RAID
@lynnesbian coffee for java processors
@lynnesbian running Google Chrome below the bare metal level (electron on electrons)
@ben it seems as though i need to install a cursed technology that actually exists - flash for android
@lynnesbian fine here's a transcript
Gun Haver: [...] pants back on, Blue Laser!
Blue Laser: HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY REFER TO THESE AS PANTS?!
flash for android does not exist. i have been trying to find it for about five years. IT DOES NOT EXIST.
@lynnesbian
High_radiation_computing_irl
@lynnesbian better than actual windows
@lynnesbian
I think it only works that way on Star Trek.
@lynnesbian this drive will now self-destruct 💥
@lynnesbian so the writer monad in haskell then
@lynnesbian stop this is to cursed
@lynnesbian wow and flutter effect for gameboy advance
@lynnesbian wow and flutter remover for the TRS-80
@ibrokemypie heck on earth
@lynnesbian ambisonics for silent movies
@lynnesbian ambisonics for toots
@lynnesbian ambisonics for lynnesbian's voice
@a_breakin_glass its like im really there
@lynnesbian it's just a cassette of Jonathan Coulton's album Solid State
@lynnesbian I kinda want to make a solid state compact casette. An SD-card reader, microcontroller, codec, DAC, and magnetic analog interface to the casette player. Power from a generator driven through the tape spool wheel. Control by the casette (fwd, rev, fast forward).
Too much effort and too niche but it would be a lot of fun.
no magenta ink - video will play in black and white