sometimes i take a screenshot of my desktop so future me finds it and thinks "oh god, i used to use computers like that?"

oh wow

this is the php-based porn database/categoriser i was making two years ago

i'm very conflicted on the UI. i sorta like it, but those stars are hideous and the bar at the bottom is silly

also i used to have a status bar with firefox :blobcatderpy:

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my old software page, fuuuugck

i was VERY focused on form over function back then

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holy fuck i used to put in the bare minimum amount of thought required for programming on school assignments

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i'm glad i backed up all my stuff from school. where would i be without these four different versions of hello world written in visual basic backed up to onedrive

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i'd upload all these old projects but

a. theyre almost certainly full of my deadname
b. at least one of them has images that show what school i went to

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there's a slider labeled "skin colour" and it just goes from left to right

no labels, no more options, nothing. just lower or higher. what the hell

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i am going to travel back in time and stop myself from ever creating this

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@lynnesbian i sort of absent mindedly clear my screenshot folder ever so often but i think i'll stop doing that for my future amusement

@lynnesbian huh, I think I might've used that wiafu2x GUI once

@SwooshyCueb i don't think i ever uploaded it anywhere publicly, this is what it looked like

@lynnesbian this is incredible I should write a bot that generates valid but disgusting/redundant code sometime.

@lynnesbian we like that one slider out of all of them has more than three positions

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cooking a housewife
cooking a computer
cooking a gamer

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@lynnesbian i think i'd be like an eighth into that bar

also, I hope you're running these executables using the 'Mono Project' under 'Arch Linux btw'

@lynnesbian sorry this thread is just.... wow im dying this is amazing I love it

@lynnesbian isn't that also how Skyrim's skin color slider works?

@lynnesbian wwhy is there both simultaneous and both...

thinking about this far too much 

@boots @lynnesbian either non-simultaneous can retract them, or simultaneous have them in the same place and non-simultaneous don't

thinking about this far too much 

@lynnesbian @a_breakin_glass 🎶 detachable penis 🎶

thinking about this far too much 

@lynnesbian @a_breakin_glass @boots thinkin about that toot from a little while ago about the penis retracting with a measuring tape noise

@lynnesbian what's the difference between both and both (simultaneous)

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