sometimes i take a screenshot of my desktop so future me finds it and thinks "oh god, i used to use computers like that?"

oh wow

this is the php-based porn database/categoriser i was making two years ago

i'm very conflicted on the UI. i sorta like it, but those stars are hideous and the bar at the bottom is silly

also i used to have a status bar with firefox :blobcatderpy:

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my old software page, fuuuugck

i was VERY focused on form over function back then

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holy fuck i used to put in the bare minimum amount of thought required for programming on school assignments

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i'm glad i backed up all my stuff from school. where would i be without these four different versions of hello world written in visual basic backed up to onedrive

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i'd upload all these old vb.net projects but

a. theyre almost certainly full of my deadname
b. at least one of them has images that show what school i went to

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that one time i was going to make an erotic video game in visual basic

there's a slider labeled "skin colour" and it just goes from left to right

no labels, no more options, nothing. just lower or higher. what the hell

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bad 

i am going to travel back in time and stop myself from ever creating this

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probably the worst thing i have ever personally created. lewd but far from sexually enticing. 

i have sinned

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dear past lynne:

wanting to have a partner that is shorter or taller than you is not a kink

regards,
lynne

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i had a fucking option for having a shirt with an aries symbol on it

i just realised that past me was programming an aradia fanfic generator for herself

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@lynnesbian we like that one slider out of all of them has more than three positions

OCR Output 

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Character Settings

°

SI

Basic I Genital

© Dominant

© Switch

© Top
© Don't mind

© Submissive © Bottom

Horniness
Frequency
Strength

Recharge time

Preferred genitalia

f/;__

Vagina

Mosning
In response to... I}

Volume

Sexualit IPersonalit I Outi I

Kinks/Fetishes

Receivin I Givin I
Degradation
Exhibitionism
Nonean

‘Being property)

Being commanded

+
+
+
+
+
+

Pudge
Height
© Being teller than partner

© Being shorter than partner
Strength
© Being stronger than partner

© Being weaker than partner

Note that “slut” means "promiscuous girl", All characters are girls.

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@lynnesbian wait why does the genitals slider go *past* penis

what is 110% penis

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@lynnesbian "all characters are girls"

wow I didn't know mastodon was written in VB.Net

@luna it's a wine bug, it crops the last letter off for some reason

lewd software 

@lynnesbian In response to 0% <---> In response to 100%

@lynnesbian honestly y'all jokin but also i want a version of this that just changes my body without all the weird personality things

@lynnesbian I do... when horny, I am now in a PURE state of mind

@CornishRepublicanArmy one day you're gonna get a fedi girlfriend and when things start getting serious she'll tell you that her IRL name is violet

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is it wrong that i genuinely want to play this silly thing

@aradinfinity well it doesn't exist in a working form "unfortunately"

i posted the source code later in the thread if you want to look at what could have been but i dont recommend it

lewd and bad 

@lynnesbian I love how this implies that cum is a component of the dick

probably the worst thing i have ever personally created. lewd but far from sexually enticing. 

@lynnesbian this literally is the worst thing

probably the worst thing i have ever personally created. lewd but far from sexually enticing. 

@lynnesbian no anus customization scheme?

probably the worst thing i have ever personally created. lewd but far from sexually enticing. 

@lynnesbian in awe of how sterile and earnest this UI is

probably the worst thing i have ever personally created. lewd but far from sexually enticing. 

@lynnesbian were you trying to make a less-sexy Windows XP skin of Trials in Tainted Space ?

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