sometimes i take a screenshot of my desktop so future me finds it and thinks "oh god, i used to use computers like that?"

oh wow

this is the php-based porn database/categoriser i was making two years ago

i'm very conflicted on the UI. i sorta like it, but those stars are hideous and the bar at the bottom is silly

also i used to have a status bar with firefox :blobcatderpy:

my old software page, fuuuugck

i was VERY focused on form over function back then

holy fuck i used to put in the bare minimum amount of thought required for programming on school assignments

i'm glad i backed up all my stuff from school. where would i be without these four different versions of hello world written in visual basic backed up to onedrive

i'd upload all these old vb.net projects but

a. theyre almost certainly full of my deadname
b. at least one of them has images that show what school i went to

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that one time i was going to make an erotic video game in visual basic

there's a slider labeled "skin colour" and it just goes from left to right

no labels, no more options, nothing. just lower or higher. what the hell

bad 

probably the worst thing i have ever personally created. lewd but far from sexually enticing. 

dear past lynne:

wanting to have a partner that is shorter or taller than you is not a kink

regards,
lynne

i had a fucking option for having a shirt with an aries symbol on it

i just realised that past me was programming an aradia fanfic generator for herself

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@lynnesbian we like that one slider out of all of them has more than three positions

@lynnesbian wow you predicted the new nintendo console back then well done

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@lynnesbian wait why does the genitals slider go *past* penis

what is 110% penis

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@lynnesbian "all characters are girls"

wow I didn't know mastodon was written in VB.Net

@lynnesbian honestly y'all jokin but also i want a version of this that just changes my body without all the weird personality things

@lynnesbian I do... when horny, I am now in a PURE state of mind

@CornishRepublicanArmy one day you're gonna get a fedi girlfriend and when things start getting serious she'll tell you that her IRL name is violet

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lewd and bad 

probably the worst thing i have ever personally created. lewd but far from sexually enticing. 

probably the worst thing i have ever personally created. lewd but far from sexually enticing. 

probably the worst thing i have ever personally created. lewd but far from sexually enticing. 

probably the worst thing i have ever personally created. lewd but far from sexually enticing. 

@jacethechicken the shitty skin is because i'm running this with wine's default theme

but uhhhh kinda yes

probably the worst thing i have ever personally created. lewd but far from sexually enticing. 

probably the worst thing i have ever personally created. lewd but far from sexually enticing. 

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