rewritable MP3 file
stereoscopic casette
AC to DC downmixer
losslessly compressed film negative
okay i'll stop 
maybe just a few more 
FAT32-formatted vinyl LP
HEVC memory stick duo
write protected whiteboard
note: this jpeg is protected by online DRM
funnily enough there's a lot of things like "digitally encoded VHS" or "copy-protected NTSC broadcast" that i'm consciously avoiding because they're actually real
this record supports chapter select
4K reel-to-reel
35mm laserdisc
full colour 8-track
LCD to plasma adaptor for 30" television sets
dolby atmos for SNES
your PS1 save games have been encrypted, send us $300 in bitcoin
requires intel or AMD processor with odd numbered firmware version
windows CE NT
volt to amp converter
for use only with DVD players in pennsylvania
quad-layer VHS tape
cloud-based RAM
four sided record
no magenta ink - video will play in black and white
solid state compact cassette
i686 to x86 adapter
toner for e-ink displays
SACD with digital freeze frame
dolby noise reduction for kodak film
> PLAY MOVIE
> CHAPTER SELECT
> INSTALL DIRECT3D 7
> README
wow and flutter removal for gameboy advance
this blu-ray was recorded at long play speed
ubuntu 19.04 keygen
write many, read once
requires 5.1ch surround sound and a live studio audience
features
- blue laser sports compatibility with older VHS tapes and increased storage capacity for new VHS2 format
- automatically flips the VHS to side 2 when necessary
- chapter select in under 2 seconds
- no moving parts
to reduce the chance of data being corrupted or lost, we run dozens of processors in RAID
vagrant up - create and deploy a physical machine
WINBOX - emulate modern windows versions on your MS-DOS machine
deb https://www.archlinux.org/packages/ stable main contrib non-free
debian gnu/linux
debian kfreebsd
debian NT
The wine configuration in C:\Users\Lynne.config is being updated, please wait...
2ch surround sound
stereoscopic audio
plug n' play 3.5mm cable
crossover USB-C cable
region locked GIF
✅ this blu-ray disc is certified halal
caching proxy for PCI-E
universal parallel bus
next day email delivery
@lynnesbian running Google Chrome below the bare metal level (electron on electrons)
@ben it seems as though i need to install a cursed technology that actually exists - flash for android
@lynnesbian fine here's a transcript
Gun Haver: [...] pants back on, Blue Laser!
Blue Laser: HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY REFER TO THESE AS PANTS?!
flash for android does not exist. i have been trying to find it for about five years. IT DOES NOT EXIST.
@lynnesbian
High_radiation_computing_irl
@lynnesbian lynne you're losing your touch these are all real
@ben @lynnesbian holllllld on
Debian NT is real
@diodelass @lynnesbian Windows Subsystem for Linux
the kernel is a Linux emulation layer inside NT
@ben @diodelass *minecraft villager noise*
[inquest death to choking-type damage sound and animation]
@lynnesbian /opt/root/srv/var/spool/android/data/data/app/com.google.fuchsia.playstore/dat.obb
@lynnesbian
# ls /opt/google/widevine/
ls: permission denied
# chmod 777 /opt/google/widevine
chmod: permission denied
@diodelass @lynnesbian su to the account that actually owns that mount if it's fuse
@ben @lynnesbian
it's not
coreutils are just hacked to forbid looking in there
@ben @lynnesbian should maybe remind that this is, like the rest of the thread, a bit
perhaps we, per usual, did not aim high enough and hit something that actually exists
@ben @lynnesbian does android even have /opt
I just assumed Google actually did this knowing how Google has been headed
@lynnesbian debian kRISCOS
@lynnesbian tfw there's a FLOSS OS with a proprietary dev toolchain
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@00dani dani this is gay,
@lynnesbian lynne im gay,
@00dani hmm we should date
@lynnesbian 
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@lynnesbian 100-Watt LED
@lynnesbian HTML/A-2 + HTML/UA
@lynnesbian ... okay I know I was the person who said it, but this-but-unironically, actually.
@lynnesbian The PDF/IP ISO Standard...
@lynnesbian Smol Computer System Interface, uwu
lossy zip compression