me: okay i think i've finally worked out all the different standards and varieties of USB
@lynnesbian tbh cables are bad
@lynnesbian FireWire more like FireBune
@lynnesbian please clap
@lynnesbian I think Apple already killed that in favor of ThunderClap, the wireless version of ThunderBolt that only handles audio, natch.
@lynnesbian please share your thoughts over IEEE 1337 a.k.a. FediWire
@lynnesbian I'm so sorry
i love it omg
@lynnesbian I think Apple hates ports in general, USB included.
Ports add too much usability.
@lynnesbian they probably saw the usb-b 3.0 and then that reaction is understandeable
@lynnesbian Now we're gonna have to try and connect, invert our wave form, try and connect and invert our wave form AGAIN and it connects, right?
@lynnesbian I suppose they're unhappy that Bluetooth is finally working well enough to be useful for day-to-day stuff
@lynnesbian Any word on how fast I can charge my phone via WUSB?
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