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a bot that scans every single post on the fediverse looking for anything it believes to be a measurement in imperial units and replies with the metric equivalent

(a "footlong subway" is equal a 30.48cm subway.)

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@lynnesbian a bot that reposts ads from switter, and if anyone responds it forwards the post to all that user's follow network

@lynnesbian I just realised this is worded vague enough to mean it either sends them all the reply OR the self-promotion

@lynnesbian this bot is called people that already exist and mock me for not using metric when all of my tools arent metric because fuck me for buying second hand tools what a proletarian fucking thing to do

@lynnesbian This sounds so fantastically annoying that I'm in love with the idea.😂

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