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thank you all for coming to mourn with us today at the loss of our dearly departed. i'd like to begin with a small foreword.

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... and thus concludes my eulogy for our dearly departed. Visit SkillShare if you'd also like to learn how to write a heartfelt eulogy, or wish to improve your public speaking skills...

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Before I start, however, let's talk about The Don’t Marry Movement. There are 3 main poi

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