okay hopefully everyone who has a crush on me has expressed it now so i don't have to worry about anyone feeling rejected or ignored by me or anything
if you want to be my friend or crush or partner or whatever please just let me know! i try to be approachable and accepting and i really don't like the idea of being a distant parasocial Big Account
@lynnesbian i mean i'd express it but i think its obvious and you know???
@zoe waow zoe is gay for me?? what an honour
@lynnesbian I know that as an individual I have more penises than you are probably comfortable with but I’m content with admiring you from afar.
@saneashouses did u know that i also have one
@lynnesbian Some of my best crushes are pancrushes. 🤗
i'm mostly a lesbian but i do like to dabble sometimes
@lynnesbian Friendship sounds pretty great, I think I just end being pretty Useless about that too
Dunno about being your friend or something. You are quite fun to read sometimes, so no complaints from me.
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