😒 take a while to boot with a boring animation
😒 can count past 256
😒 too many games, choice paralysis
😒 quiet when operating
namco dig dug arcade machine from 1982:
✅ boots in seconds and flashes random tiles and cool shit like ROM OK all over the screen while doing so
✅ the 255th level is broken, rendering the game unplayable from then on
✅ dig dug
✅ plays an eight second music loop whenever you move
can someone hack in to lynnesbian.space and delete my account already
@lynnesbian sorry I accidentally integrated your account into the fediverse
it's removal destroys the whole fediverse now
@CornishRepublicanArmy lowercase oh lowercase double you lowercase oh
@lynnesbian my PC boots in less than 5 seconds but looks nothing as cool as a test grid, a jamble of tiles and "ROM OK" and that's the real crime.
you omit the minor point that the Namco Dig Dug machine does NOTHING else.
@email@example.com's anti-chud pro-skub instance for funtimes