why can't i live in the future already so i can say "computer, bring me food"
all i can do is say "okay google, order something on uber eats" and lie on the floor like a dried up slug for thirty minutes while someone gets me food and then i'd still have to get up to answer the door, and also the person getting the food is paid horribly and is overworked
when is the FUTURE
@lynnesbian I say we re-purpose old slot CD-ROM drives to shoot out fresh hot corn tortillas upon request.
@lynnesbian have roomies who are willing to replenish the pile of snacks next to you
@grainloom unfortunately petra is asleep
have more roomies?
work in shifts replenishing eachothers' snack piles?
@grainloom the current plan is for lucy to move here from the UK
drastic times call for drastic measures
@lynnesbian indeed. stay strong. :rosie_the_riveter_flexing_but_like_shes_also_an_anthropomorphic_rabbit:
@lynnesbian I have food but I can't eat it due to a bug in Microsoft Teams
@lynnesbian you think this is a shitpost but it's an accurate description of my current situation
@quaylessed there's food in the fridge i could reheat but i am depression so i'm just lying here starving instead
@quaylessed well not literally starving but you know what i mean
@lynnesbian we have to somehow defeat capitalism first I think
@email@example.com's anti-chud pro-skub instance for funtimes