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for halloween i'm going as a neurotypical person

ooOOOOoooh i'm going to imply something important and get upset when you didn't understand the subtext instead of just telling yooouuuu! ooOOOoOOooh you should spend more time outside your comfort zoooone! ooOOOOooooh you just need to stay pooositiiive

@lynnesbian

> you should spend more time outside your comfort zoooone!

*locks them outside in the rain*

@pyromage @lynnesbian so you're saying that what really counts is what's on the inside?!

@lynnesbian

I’m gonna hide in bed until the neurotypicals leave

@lynnesbian

don't forget to do hAuNTeD yoga and drink your sMoOtHiE ov DOOM

@lynnesbian if you really want to to full NT, every now and then, spend three minutes where you just make gestures with a drink (or empty drink glass) in your hand, and by moving your eyebrows (one more than the other), ending with a verbal outburst of "amirite?" as you nudge the shoulder of someone staring at you.

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