for halloween i'm going as a neurotypical person
ooOOOOoooh i'm going to imply something important and get upset when you didn't understand the subtext instead of just telling yooouuuu! ooOOOoOOooh you should spend more time outside your comfort zoooone! ooOOOOooooh you just need to stay pooositiiive
> you should spend more time outside your comfort zoooone!
*locks them outside in the rain*
@lynnesbian that is fucking terrifying
@lynnesbian utterly fucking terrifying.
@lynnesbian i'm dying lmao
@lynnesbian can't you just go as a skeleton instead?
I’m gonna hide in bed until the neurotypicals leave
@lynnesbian the greatest monster of them all
@lynnesbian This is too scary...
@lynnesbian oooOoo have you tried meditation? ooooOOOOoOoooo
@lynnesbian fucking terrifying
don't forget to do hAuNTeD yoga and drink your sMoOtHiE ov DOOM
@lynnesbian if you really want to to full NT, every now and then, spend three minutes where you just make gestures with a drink (or empty drink glass) in your hand, and by moving your eyebrows (one more than the other), ending with a verbal outburst of "amirite?" as you nudge the shoulder of someone staring at you.
@firstname.lastname@example.org's anti-chud pro-skub instance for funtimes