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your PS1 save games have been encrypted, send us $300 in bitcoin

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requires intel or AMD processor with odd numbered firmware version

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features
- blue laser sports compatibility with older VHS tapes and increased storage capacity for new VHS2 format
- automatically flips the VHS to side 2 when necessary
- chapter select in under 2 seconds
- no moving parts

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to reduce the chance of data being corrupted or lost, we run dozens of processors in RAID

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WINBOX - emulate modern windows versions on your MS-DOS machine

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The wine configuration in C:\Users\Lynne.config is being updated, please wait...

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@lynnesbian hey lynne

Hey lynne guess what I have to say at work

"emails can take up to 24 hours to arrive"

@lynnesbian no! Just a big 4 bank

I wasn't allowed to email people when I was working for the government (again I'm not joking)

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