dont worry everyone i got my 2015 high school snakes and ladders assignment to compile i know you were all very concerned about it but its workign

i can't believe i submitted this as for an assignment my god


so uh if you think 2019 lynne makes bad programs

this was 2015 lynne's assignment for IPT

i got the "whoops" and "yippee" clips from an AVGN episode about bad bible games

why did i subtitle it "the newest snake game"? the world may never know

@lynnesbian i think my favorite part is the progress bars for scores

@lynnesbian if I was better at wine I would totally try to prove you wrong

@lynnesbian this reminds me of shovelware games people could buy on generically branded CD-ROMs in the '90s and '00s 😂

@lynnesbian this is great and if you didn't get 100% I will be very mad on your behalf

@shadow8t4 hopefully you noticed from the w7 "ding" noise and not the marbleblast gold music

@lynnesbian you fucking better believe it was the music and I embarrassed myself

@lynnesbian my favourite part is at the beginning when it says "now loading" and definitely just sleeps for a couple seconds because what could it possibly be loading

@monorail i wanted it to look cool and advanced like it was doing heavy processing

That was amazing. Are you releasing it as open source? This needs a Linux port.

@loke i guess i may as well release the source

even if it is really badly written visual basic made before the teacher had told us what an array was

@lynnesbian What does that slider under the current player indicator do?

Also, how do you implement this without arrays? A huge set of if statements?

@loke the slider indicates who's turn it is, it moves to 2/4 if it's players 2's turn for example

and yes, lots of if statements

@lynnesbian I think the reason why I love this so much is because it represents the innocence of a newboe programmer. The first project before one has started to become so bogged down in software architecture decision and visual design.

It's the playfulness of it that really shows why programming is fun. I wish I had my first code, but I usually didn't even save my work. I just turned the computer off and started a new project when I turned the computer back on.

@lynnesbian since these things move in cycles this is actually what good application design will look like in ten years

@lynnesbian oh my LORD I accidentally clicked play on this and kept scrolling, and I cannot describe to you the thought process that I just had after hearing a windows "ding" in response to clicking something on my debian machine lmao

@lynnesbian where's the BGM from? :thonking: sounds like something out of Ran and Stimpy.

@polychrome it's production music used by a few nick shows, including ren and stimpy and spongebob (i'm pretty sure it's used in the krusty krab training video)

@lynnesbian is there a name for this type of music? I'd love to find more of it.

@polychrome not that i know of, no

people have compiled unofficial "soundtracks" to ren and stimpy that contain a lot of similar music, that's the best i can think of unfortunately

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