from now on all my commit messages will be "bug fixes and performance enhancements"
git commit -am "we update our app frequently to ensure you get the best possible experience. check our social media for info about the latest features"
@lynnesbian this is the worst holy shit
@lynnesbian git commit --allow-empty --allow-empty-message -m ""
@lynnesbian you can't cut back on our minor improvements! you'll regret this!
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