⚪ buny bowl gf @lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space

pictured: a rabbit with a hen

@lynnesbian And I mean like legi queues, they can sit in lines on the fence and take turns. I threw one stick of fries on the ground and exactly one pigeon approached it, took and and flew away. I threw another and another pigeon would do the same.

heh everyone why don't you "follow the white rabbit" (me) (matrix reference)

@lynnesbian pigeons are good

i may not be cool on real life... but on the internet, i have a drawing of a rabbit as my icon

i saw a pigeon sitting on a table and i got very close and it didn't fly away

i have never felt more #blessed

@lynnesbian
I Approve

pigeon: *lifts its foot*
me: *grabs popcorn* this is gonna be amazing
pigeon: *moves its foot forward*
me: here it comes
pigeon: *places its foot on the floor*
me: this is it
pigeon: *uses its foot to move forward, and bobs its head*
me: *throws popcorn bucket into the air* YES!!! WHOOOOOO

broke: religion
woke: repigeon (when you pigeon more than once)

@bootsy mmm mmm yummy

did you know: the shinier a pigeon's neck is, the more it loves u

Hey if someone blocks you on one instance but you or they have alts where you aren't blocked, don't fucking talk to them. That's crossing a huge boundary and incredibly fucked up.

Imagine if two people were talking through a door on of them closed it, then the other person went to a window to keep talking to them. Pretty fuckin' gross, huh? Block evasion is the digital version of that. Regardless of platform, it's not okay.

that's a tough nut to swallow

some malaphors I think about:

-we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
-if you can't stand the bull, get out of the china shop
-where there's smoke, there's mirrors
-fool me once, shame on you; teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
-come back to haunt you in the ass
-lets not beat around the dead horse
-beauty is in the eye of the tiger
-burning daylight at both ends
-apples to apples, dust to dust
-a stone in the hand is worth two birds in the bush

@lynnesbian time to start enforcing the fines

@lynnesbian oh my LORD I accidentally clicked play on this and kept scrolling, and I cannot describe to you the thought process that I just had after hearing a windows "ding" in response to clicking something on my debian machine lmao

I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

@lynnesbian this was one of the first things I saw upon joining Mastodon and i feel safe in saying it's a masterpiece