@lynnesbian And I mean like legi queues, they can sit in lines on the fence and take turns. I threw one stick of fries on the ground and exactly one pigeon approached it, took and and flew away. I threw another and another pigeon would do the same.
@lynnesbian pigeons are good
i saw a pigeon sitting on a table and i got very close and it didn't fly away
i have never felt more #blessed
@lynnesbian
I Approve
Hey if someone blocks you on one instance but you or they have alts where you aren't blocked, don't fucking talk to them. That's crossing a huge boundary and incredibly fucked up.
Imagine if two people were talking through a door on of them closed it, then the other person went to a window to keep talking to them. Pretty fuckin' gross, huh? Block evasion is the digital version of that. Regardless of platform, it's not okay.
some malaphors I think about:
-we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
-if you can't stand the bull, get out of the china shop
-where there's smoke, there's mirrors
-fool me once, shame on you; teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
-come back to haunt you in the ass
-lets not beat around the dead horse
-beauty is in the eye of the tiger
-burning daylight at both ends
-apples to apples, dust to dust
-a stone in the hand is worth two birds in the bush
@lynnesbian time to start enforcing the fines
@lynnesbian oh my LORD I accidentally clicked play on this and kept scrolling, and I cannot describe to you the thought process that I just had after hearing a windows "ding" in response to clicking something on my debian machine lmao
@lynnesbian this was one of the first things I saw upon joining Mastodon and i feel safe in saying it's a masterpiece
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