fave this and i'll subtoot u
doing this for the next half hour

well um you're really cute and cool and i'd like to get to know you a lil better

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i always enjoy seeing your posts, even if they aren't all that frequent :p

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i am constantly astounded by the lengths you'll go to for a shitpost

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you're quite funny and i feel like i should've followed you sooner than i did

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i'm very happy that lucy is trying to set me up with you right now because you're very nice and cute and smart and hot

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i think you were one of my first ever follows back on my old account :L

it might've even been from the twitter follower import thing!

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i like the way you post about tech because it doesn't feel nearly as elitist as the way others do :p

i can actually understand what you're saying and you don't just assume that everyone knows what you're talking about, which WAY too many tech people do

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you do a lot of work for fun fedi stuff and i really appreciate that. you've accomplished what i failed to do in that you've created a way for people on the fediverse to use a simple and fun little tool that makes the community as a whole feel closer knit

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very nice pone who i wanna smooch and hold close

i think you're quite a strong little boo and you seem to be able to keep on being you even when things get kinda bad :blobbunheart:

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you get a lot of shit ironically and sometimes i feel like it goes too far. you're a great guy and i'd love to hang out sometime

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i wish you didn't have to deal with all this "cancelled" bullshit. you're a nice person and the fact that people are upset with you just because you created a place for your friends to hang out is absurd

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i don't really know that much about you but you're replies are always lovely :blobbun:

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you swoop in to reply once a fortnight or so and that's rly it :L

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i actually think you're rly cool and maybe we could get to be friends? but i already have so much shit going on and ughh i wanna have more free time

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the way you run your instance is Interesting and you honestly have kind of a berries vibe :blobcatderpy:

you're cool and the interactions we've had have been great!!

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i always see you posting about how you love your girlfriend and how gay you are and honestly mood

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i don't know you either :blobcatmeltcry:

probably should've made this followers only

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idrk how to sum you up in a single post :L

but i think you were one of my earliest follows too and i enjoy your Content

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you're adorable and very sweet and you also seem quite shy! i like you and i like your posts :blobbunmelt:

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i followed you after you sent an ebooks request and i checked out your profile and thought you were funny :p

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you seem like more of a lurker, interacting without replying all that much

but i like your replies when they do come, and i'm glad you appreciate my dumb tech jokes. i kinda wish more people got them because making dumb tech jokes is my forte

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you seem like a good person, but also like you've been kinda Internet Poisoned by certain imageboard websites. i hope things turn out well for you

also stay away from anna (w.l) because she's trying to "help" you or something and it's weird and she's weird

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you always reply with cutesy little offers to make me feel better and it's really sweet

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you're the four C's: Cool, Cute, Coder, and Compatible with my romantic and sexual preferences

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you're my heckin squimsher and i'm love you :blobbunheart:

i'm glad roxie introduced me to you! you're very shy and i enjoyed the few times we interacted back when i was on deadinsi.de :coochified:

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okay the half hour has ended now but i'm gonna do a few more that i really wanna do

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i have seen first hand that u are a cutie and i know that you get shy and anxious when messaging me but i want you to know that you don't have to be!!

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i like that you're trying to hard to do what you do and i certainly don't envy your position :blobcatderpy:

best of luck!!

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also lucy you didn't ask for a subtoot but i love my little lulu and i'm gonna do a big bunny bounce all the way across the ocean and land right in your arms and give you 1 million smooches

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@lynnesbian gonna assume all the ones calling the mystery person a cutie are about me

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honestly i wouldn't know how to do this so?

though also i am Without Clout so i suspect if i did it i would not get a ton of takers either *shrug*

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@medusa you said you didn't knoe which subtoots were about you? This one is about you

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